I've noticed that most of the blogs that I read have Twitter widgets in the sidebars showing the blogger's Twitter feed. Since I do not have one of those, NOR WILL I (I might give in to Facebook, but I draw the line there, people), I sometimes feel maybe a little left out. I mean, here I am restricted to writing actual blog posts instead of insipid little quips which take much less thought than, you know, paragraphs. Since I will readily admit to having some trouble with that* lately, here are my current vapid remarks just like Twitter! Only not.
*You know, paragraphs.
Eh-hem.
Jonah calls a "fart" a "foop." I can't
bring myself to correct him.
5 minutes ago
No, really, it was sweet.
He was alerting me to my
post-chiropractor raccoon eyes.
7 minutes ago
Nathan actually said to me:
"Have you even looked in the mirror?"
9 minutes ago
I look more like I've developed a
sudden affinity for beer. A lot of it.
11 minutes ago
I don't have a cute, little early-pregnant belly.
13 minutes ago
Nothing like the smell of fresh baked bread.
1 day ago
Yeah, that's it. That's my Twitter. (Get it? They go in reverse order... newest to oldest. Heh.)
Sorry, I won't ever do that again.
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You funny.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!!
ReplyDeletei'm with you- i don't 'get' twitter, and i will never give in. NEVER i say! i don't understand why people think it's fascinating that "sheila's at the grocery store" or whatever. weird...
25 points for using 'insipid' and 'vapid' each once in one post.
ReplyDeleteAlso- that was funny.
Cute. Yeah.. twitter, whatever! I've much better things to do with my pauses between things.. like umm zzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteI am still trying to figure out facebook-- twitter is completely out of my league.
ReplyDeleteYou on the other hand have fish that you can feed.