Jonah, getting jammies on: "Look! I have a BIIIIG tummy! There will be babies in it soon!"
Me: "Nooo... only Mommies get babies in their tummies."
J: "But I'm gonna be a Mommy!"
M: "No, boys grow up to be Daddies. Girls grow up to be Mommies, and only Mommies get babies in their tummies."
J: "But I'm a girl!"
M: "No, God made you a boy. When you came out of my tummy, I said, 'We have a little boy!' and it was you! You're going to grow up into a big man! You will be able to do all the things that Daddy does!"
J: "Yeah, I'm gonna shoot guns!"
M: "Sure... when you're big."
J: "And Daddy will dress the deer!"
M: "No sir. If you shoot it, you will have to dress it."
J: "But Daddy has to do it!"
M: "Daddy will help you dress the deer."
J: "Yeah, together, me and Daddy will dress the deer."
M: "Okay. Now you need to go potty so you can go to bed."
J, puts his feet in my slippers and starts off toward the bathroom: "Haha! Now I'm like a Mommy!"
M: "Hmmm... oh, yeah? How's that?"