Jonah: Hi, Daddy. [climbs up in Daddy's lap] I want God.
Daddy: You want... God?
D: Um... What do you want to learn about God?
J: About the old man.
D: What old man?
J: The old man who took his pants off.
D: Um. Uh, everyone has to take their pants off sometime.
J: Yeah. And my pants got ripped off! In a accident!
D: Were you in a motorcycle accident?
J: No... a schoolbus accident.