"Mom! Can I come down?"
"No, quiet time is not over yet. I'll tell you when you can come down."
"But! But... I. Am the man. I am a man of God. And He loves me."
"Yes, He loves you so much that he gave you a Mommy to obey. Now go back to your bed."
"I am a MAAAN of GOOOOD!" as he goes back to his room.
This is his newest tactic. It's his excuse for everything. He is a man of God. And somehow, in his mind, that gives him total control.