Manly

"Mom! Can I come down?"

"No, quiet time is not over yet. I'll tell you when you can come down."

"But! But... I. Am the man. I am a man of God. And He loves me."

"Yes, He loves you so much that he gave you a Mommy to obey. Now go back to your bed."

"I am a MAAAN of GOOOOD!" as he goes back to his room.

This is his newest tactic. It's his excuse for everything. He is a man of God. And somehow, in his mind, that gives him total control.

Sigh.