It's 10:00 in the morning and 15 below outside. Praise God the wind isn't blowing hard.
If you don't hear from me, assume I'm frozen stiff.
Ah, my tea kettle is whistling.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
ETA: Sam Frey said that Jonai Hershberger said that they had 30 below at 4:00 this morning.
distant sounds of wimpering...