I so should be going to bed. Seriously. But instead I'm doing my usual wintertime-stay-up-late-and-get-up-at-sunrise. (which is 8:00! How depressing! I keep reading optimistic stuff about how now we're past the winter solstice and will be steadily gaining daylight from here on out. And I have to say that, honestly? I never thought of it that way. Never occurred to me. I can only think of the fact that the winter solstice is
technically the beginning of winter. Did I mention that my newyearsresolutionhaha is "be more optimistic"? Oops, there goes that.) I think staying up late is some sort of winter survival mechanism. I don't do it nearly so much the rest of the year. The rest of the year I pop out of bed earlyish and work all day and go to bed happily tired, but in the winter I seem to like to stay up late and read by the fire and who wants to get up before the sun, anway?
Oh... where was I going. Oh yeah. I my almost-one-year of blogging, I have not posted a single Meme. And I've been trying to come up with an inspirational, or at least sincere, post about the ending of an old year and the beginning of a new one, but I can't because I'm so durned pessimistic about the coming year,what with a looming economic depression and all. "I'm trying to just pray and trust God for our preservation" completely sums up my New Year's attitude.
So I'll bore you with a very UNinsprirational meme instead.
Eh-hem.
(And it's even alphabetical, incase you get lost.)
To wit:
A
-
Available: For a drink with a friend? Always.
- Age: is all in your head.
- Annoyance: lack of communication
- Animal: Lots, please!
B
- Beer: Yes, and make it a good microbrew!
- Birthday: Coming soon.
- Best Friend: Um. Yes. I like friends the best. Or something.
- Best feeling in the world: Contentment.
- Blind or Deaf: Ugh, do I have to pick? Deaf. I can't imagine life without sight.
- Best weather: Sunny, 85-90 degrees, low humidity.
- Been in Love: Very much!
- Been on stage?: Yeah. I get nervous...
- Believe in Magic: Huh?
C
- Candy: Chocolate! Dark! Organic!
- Color: Love it. And I have a thing for red.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Love them both.
- Chinese/Mexican: Ditto.
- Cake or pie: Either as long as they're worth eating, read: made by an actual person with good ingredients.
- Continent to visit: Australia.
- Cheese: Gruyere is the most wonderful thing that ever happened to milk. I wish it were made just down the road from me and I could eat it whenever I want. In fact, I wish real cheese of any sort were actually widely available in the US instead of the lousy orange rubber that people here seem to think is acceptable.
D
- Day or Night: Ummm... are... very... different. And.... necessary... Yeah.
- Dance in the rain: Only after summer drought.
E
- Eyes: Eyes o'brown?
- Everyones has: an eternal soul.
- Ever failed a class? Um... gotta think. I'm pretty sure I basically failed Latin. Sad. Looser.
F
- Full name: I haz one!
- First thoughts waking up: Is the sun up yet?
- First Love of Life: My sweet husband.
G
- Greatest Fear: Being buried alive. Morbid, I know, but for reals. Okay, I can probably think of worse, but I'm not goin' there.
- Goals: Achieve Nirvana. Not really.
- Gum: nah.
- Get along with your parents? Very well, praise God for them.
- Good luck charm: Too pessimistic to believe in luck.
H
- Hair Color: brownish
- Height: 5'5". So glad I'm not taller...
- Happy: NEW YEAR!!!
- Holiday: Resurection Day.
- How do you want to die: In my sleep, not too old.
I
- Ice Cream: Chocolate peanut butter
- Instrument: Piano, flute, Irish whistle
J
- Jewelry: Not much. I always wear my wedding ring, occasionally a necklace. I love to wear earings, but lately they all make my ears hurt and itch horribly.
- Job: Home attitude director.
K
- Kids: Got a great one, please send more.
- Kickboxing or karate: too wimpy. I am, that is.
- Keep a journal?: You're reading it.
L
- Longest Car Ride: I can take my pick of road trips...
- Love: a bushel and a peck
- Letter: Is that anything like e-mail?
- Laughed so hard you cried: I love it when that happens!
M
- Milk flavor: RAW and extra creamy
- Movies: A serious adiction for me, but I can't handle violent ones.
- Motion sickness?: in the backseat.
- McD’s or BK: Oh puke.
N
- Number of Siblings: 6
- Number of Piercings: 2
- Number: numbered among the redeemed
O
- One wish: babies
P
- Perfect Pizza: fresh mozzarella, fresh basil, sundried tomatoes, mushrooms, feta cheese, pancetta
- Pepsi/Coke: only if you want holes in your gut
Q
- Quote: Oh, I'm too lazy to pick one.
R
- Reason to cry: grief
- Reality T.V: I'll pass. Thanks.
-Radio Station: I don't have a radio. Seriously, I need to remedy that. I don't have one in the house, the van is broken, so I never drive it, and Jonah incapacitated the truck radio. Arg.
- Roll your tongue in a circle? Uh, yeah... I guess I can do that.
- Reason to do this: do what? Oh, didn't I already cover that?
S
- Song: Who We Are Instead
- Salad Dressing: homemade ranch with raw fresh ingredients
- Sushi: Is fun once and a while. But, please, someone tell me why-- if you're supposed to put the whole roll in your mouth in one bite, why can't they make it in a size to fit in there? I mean, really, I have a big mouth, but it is not enjoyable to stuff the thing in there and then try to chew. I can't even taste it and that's the whole point, isn't it? And taking bites? Forget it. It just falls apart all over the place and makes me look like a dork. Gah. I'll like sushi better when they learn about a little thing called portion control.
- Skipped school: Only for good reasons...
- Slept outside: Very fun as long as there are no mosquitos.
- Sing outloud: Love it!
- Sing well?: Not really, but I like to! Especially in a choir.
- In the shower?: Right now? With my laptop? Toasters are cheaper.
- Swear?: Nope.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Oh yes please!
T
- Time for bed: an hour ago.
- Thunderstorms: Fun to watch out on the porch with a glass of iced tea.
U
- Unpredictable: life
V
- Vacation spot: Hawaii
W
- Weakness: wanting what I haven't been given
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Um.... none. I can't think of any friends as dingy as me...
- Who makes you laugh the most: Jonah, Nathan, my friend Sarah
- Worst feeling: Don't wanna go there.
- Wanted to be a model? Never. How aweful.
- Where do we go when we die? I know where I'm goin'!
- Worst Weather?: Wind. I don't like being in the wind.
X
- X-Rays: Waaaaay too many. Piles of dental and neck. Also-- chest and knee. Cancer, anyone?
- Ex's: live in Texas. Acutally not.
Y
-Year it is now: 2009, but if you look at any checks I've written, it's still 2008.
-Yellow: in my kitchen! Also, goes well with red.
Z
- Zoo animal: That's it? That's the end of this? A "zoo animal"? All that and then I'm supposed to pick an animal? Why bother... Hopefully, no one is still reading this because I can't believe how long it is and I can't figure out why I started it. I'm going to bed now. 12:09 and I'm over and out.
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