Jonah was putting away the silverware from the dishwasher. "Grr! Why do I have to do the silverware? I just only feel like laying around and doing NOTHING!"
Me: "Ah, yes, I know how that feels. But it is my job as your mother to purge that laziness out of you so that you become a hardworking man."
J: "No! My laziness stays in! It's in a special sack! It can never come out!"
M: Blink. Bwahahahahaha!