Saturday, August 30, 2008

Random 3YO, part III

(After breakfast, in Daddy's lap)

"What's that noise in you tummy??"

"Um... That's the sound of contentment."

"I has a con-ten-mint, too!"


(Getting into the bathtub)

"Put your dirty clothes into the hamper."

Looks at the hamper- "In the wocket ship?"

Blink, blink.

"I put them in the wocket ship, Mom? Mommy?"

"Uh... sure... that would be fine."

Throws clothes into the hamper.


"I do it!"




(Right after saying grace before eating)

"Not Ay-men... Aahh-men! Now I pray!"

"Okay, go ahead."

Touches forehead to folded hands, squeezes eyes shut. Pause.


Long pause.

"...thank you for this food..."

Longer pause.

"...and for a present for me... ...Amen."




(Making a lot of noise in bed before falling asleep.)

"What are you doing?"

"The green dinosaur!"

"What green dinosaur?"

"I kick him! I kick a green dinosaur!"


"How old are you?"

"Umm... I SIX!"

"No... I think you're three!"

"Nooo... I six, so I can go to school!"


"I. Can. Do it. MYSELF!"


"I fly a airplane!"

"You did?"

"Yeah! A blue airplane! An' it go up, up, uuuup into a sky!"

"Wow! That's pretty neat!"

"Yeah, and the black smoke go up, up, up!"

"Black smoke? Did you crash?"



"I'm a girl!"

"No... God made you a boy."

"No! I wanna be a girl!"

"Well, then, you can't be a working man. Only boys grow up to be working men."


"I wanna be a worker man!"

"Then it's a good thing you're a boy!"


"I'm a girl!"


"I do it myself!"


"I'm hungry, Mommy!"

"Okay, I'm making lunch."



"I can do it myself!"

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