"Sure it is all good and well to suggest offering an older baby a pat on the back or your warmest assurances of love and good times on the morrow, but when someone tries to mug me I give them my wallet. You'll go back to sleep if I feed you? Done."
I'm linking to this blog post because it made me laugh so hard in all my overtired, late-night, still up reading, I promise I'm going to bed soon! punkyness. This woman writes stream-of-consciousness posts that crack me up every time.
Do not read it if you don't like mommy-bloggs. I'm just sayin'.