I found a fun site where I could create my own magazine cover.
And what did I come up with, you might ask?
My only inspiration seems to be the discovery of Early Blight on my tomatoes and potatoes, a handful of Japanese beetles, cabbage and broccoli riddled with holes, homicidal zucchini, and itching. Lots of itching.
My mood was not improved by spending the weekend (and staying home from church) with a feverish and excessively whiny child. Anniversary date? Hah.
But this little diversion made my day:
Eat my dust, Martha.