Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Mud Madness

Did you know that people get divorced (and possibly commit homicide) over home remodeling projects? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure I know what stage in the project that comes... Right about the time they get to the DRYWALL, that's when. And then, in the midst of flinging still more drywall compound, one person experiences spontaneous combustion and the other drinks paint. The end.
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  1. AnonymousApril 2, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    You and Nathan are getting divorced? O_o

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  2. AnonymousApril 2, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    I'm pretty sure it is the sanding of said compound...you know, the fine carcinogenic powder that coats every surface and infiltrates every space, clinging to the hair and eyelashes of your former loved ones...

    Puts a happy homemaker over the edge.

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  3. AnonymousApril 2, 2008 at 4:46 PM

    Yeah, remember when we talked and you said 'Oh theres this great system and its awesome and great and not that bad and awesome' and I was like 'Yo, whatever, its gonna suck so much' and you were all 'No Nathans friend knows whats up' and I was like 'Whatever.' Told ya so! I used to do that garbage every day for work!

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