Thank you so much for your kind help when I shopped in your store yesterday. Without your helpful commands, "TOP button. Top button. NOW your pin. Green button." I'm sure I would never have been able to manage the card-swipe machine on my own. What a pain those new-fangled things are. And they're just in ALL the stores these days.
Oh, and teasing the previous customer about not handing him his change? Hilarious. Really. Just priceless. It really made my day so much more delightful while I was standing there waiting with my hands full of laundry soap and two impatient toddlers.
Thank you again for providing me with such an enjoyable shopping experience.
P.S. Don't ever call me "Darlin' " again.