Friday, December 16, 2011

I might never make artichoke dip ever again...

In the week-and-a-half before Christmas, my mommy-mush-brain gave to meeeeee:

12 little stitchs
11 ibuprophen
10 days of antibiotics
9 shots of lidocain
8 layers of gauze
7 syringes of saline
6 pieces of paperwork
5 (or more) hours of paaaaaaain
4 good left fingers
3 bloody towels
2 big needles
and a severed fi-ing-gerrrrtiiiiiiiiip!

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