"Oh, no! It's happening again!"
"Eh. You'll get used to it. When you've been around as long as I have, you toughen up a bit."
"Heeeeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty!"
"I am coming to get youuuuuuu!"
"I will pull your tail!"
"And generally maul you! Because it's so fun!"
"Eh, that kid isn't so much trouble. He can't even steer, yet."
"Yeah. Well. If he goes down, run. Fast."