Oh, water softener, water softener,
Why can't you just work... oftener?
You gave us a wonderful week!
Your praises I often did speak!
But with a devious wink
You went back on the blink.
"Call company" you say
But we don't want to pay!
I went in for a shower
My soap, it lacked power.
My laundry is rusty,
The dishwater's musty.
And orange is the bowl of my toilet--
Oh! How I just knew you'd spoil it!
I should send you to scrap!
You're nothing but crap!
So I'm throwing a fit
You big piece of... garbage.
Why can't you just work... oftener?
You gave us a wonderful week!
Your praises I often did speak!
But with a devious wink
You went back on the blink.
"Call company" you say
But we don't want to pay!
I went in for a shower
My soap, it lacked power.
My laundry is rusty,
The dishwater's musty.
And orange is the bowl of my toilet--
Oh! How I just knew you'd spoil it!
I should send you to scrap!
You're nothing but crap!
So I'm throwing a fit
You big piece of... garbage.
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"You big piece of ... garbage."
ReplyDeleteI laughed so loud I woke one of the toddlers. That's okay, he was starting to stir, anyway.
Sorry to hear the softener's on the fritz, though. Maybe someone will give you a new one for Christmas? (Now THAT'S a gift to thrill a woman...)
Wow, that was hilarious. Nice work.
ReplyDeleteSo can a water softener be bought/shipped online? If so, you score one for Christmas...
new comments are weird/annoying