Car Moment

Scene: In the van, driving from one place to another, at a stop light. Momma driving, Jonah in carseat.
Time: Early afternoon.

J: (points left) I wanna go DAT way.

M: (turns right): Sorry, we're going this way.

J: IIII WAANNNAAA GO DAAAAT WAAAAYY! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

M: That's enough. This is the way we need to go.

J: BAAAACK UUUUP! I GO DAT WAY! WAAAH! BACK UP!

M: (rolls eyes)

J: BACK! UP! MOM! BAAAACK UUUUP! WWWAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHHHH...

Et cetera

M: (no response)

(long pause)

J: (very sweetly) Can you please back up, Mommy?