Sweatin' With the Baby

In today's episode of Sweatin' with the Baby I'm going to show you all how
I keep my dimply diaper butt in such faaaaabulous shape!

With only a frillion manic repetions of this proven program,
YOU TOO can look this good!

Ready?

All right then! Let's go!

I like to start with this exercise I call "Swimmy".

To start, hold your arms and legs off the floor and balance on your chest.

And then paddle! Kick your legs!

Keep those arms up! Kick, kick, kick! I wanna see those arms IN THE AIR!


Don't stop now!

FASTER, YOU MAGOTS!!!

Now come into your resting position.

Breath.

Contemplate your river of drool.

Keep breathing.






Ahhhh.

Aaaaaand, set up for pushups!

Ready!

Up!
Down!

Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
UPdownUPdownUPdown!

And rest.

Breath.




Until next time, Grasshopper.